Hey guys...
I promised random posts for the foreseeable future... as promised here's something I wrote when I was about 15...
Little Jack Beanpole and The Monster
Dogs go woof,
Cats go meaow,
Little Jack Beanpole sold his mothers cow.
He bought three beans and put them in the ground,
They were full of magic, gosh he was proud!
His mother found out and threw them in the bin
and Little Jack Beanpole made a loud din.
Inside the bin though, the beans began to grow
and then some shoots they soon began to show.
Up the went, right up to the sky.
'Oh my goodness!' The neighbours did cry.
Jack got an armchair and off he went
To the big beanpole where his time was spent
Gazing at the marvel, quite in disbelief,
It grew to fifty thousand feet
Well good grief!
Jack got a ladder, and a bucket and spade
and told his mum, and then he made
His way up the beanpole, branch by branch
He was scared to look down, but he took a chance.
He was floating on clouds, he could see the whole world;
He asked or directions off Sybil the bird.
Then off he went exploring in the great blue sky,
He reached the top of the beanpole and my, oh my!
There, there was a wasteland full of old socks;
and bottles and cans that are thrown into locks...
He walked around Sockland and soon he heard a roar;
and a scary big monster pinned him to the floor!!!
Jack opened his eyes and just his luck,
The monster was harmless under all that muck.
Jack and the monster sat down to tea,
The he said to the monster, 'Come with me.'
Jack took him by the hand, and in a thrice,
They were meeting Jack's mother, she was awfully nice!
She fed the monster crumpets, and lots of jam scones.
I he ate another bite surely he'd moan!
Jack went into the bathroom and got a bar of soap,
The monster started laughing; he thought it was a joke.
Jack dumped him in the bathtub and rub-a-dub-dub,
He started with the shampoo and gave a big old scrub.
When the water was all dirty, and the monster was all clean,
Jack stood back in amazement and shouted out with glee!
The monster wasn't scary,
Jack had to stop and think.
The monster was fluffy, and wuffy, not scruffy, but...
PINK!!!
Stay fluffy guys!
nicholaannexx
